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      "Finally! Back in my own house! Now where's-" Chuchu, Cota's loyal Pikachu friend, leaped into his arms. "Aw, I missed you too! And I see Sofie's kept the place clean, as well." Sofie exclaimed, "Yep! And I also got an exterminator to get rid of anything with 8 legs!" Cota said, "Thanks Sofie!" Chuchu turned the TV to the Evening News with Zelda and Peach. Zelda was on the scene, near the hospital Cota was in for three months. "I can't believe this either Peach, but it appears that-" Suddenly, a rainbow appeared to zoom past Zelda, as she braced herself so she wouldn't be sent flying. "Back to you. Peach!" Peach said, "Thank you. And...

        "It's been three months... I don't think Cota's waking up..." Vegito said solemly. Ryana said, "I know, but still. Every day, all I have to look forward to, is that Cota might wake up." Several cards and flowers were on the little desk next to Cota's bed. Cards from Vegito, Sofie, Shadow, Hatsune Miku, and even Raditz and Deidara. (They both agreed on getting a card with Rainbow Dash. And an apple scented Applejack one.) The flowers were mostly from Miku and Ryana. Suddenly, a woman in a lab coat walked towards Ryana and Vegito. "Well, I think Cota will be getting up pretty soon. After all those blood transfusions." Vegito said, "Bloo

      Hatsune Miku was getting ready for her latest concert, when she heard a knock at her door. Or rather, the sound of her door being punched in and sent flying through her house. Shadow said, "Maybe you knocked too hard..." Vegito said, "Ms. Miku?" Miku stared at the officer, her eyes wide open. The worldwide sensation said politely, "What can I do for you?" Vegito said, "We've just recieved word that Biscuitdoughhandsman is going to bomb your concert. You've gotta cancel that concert, or-" Miku said, "Relax. The concert's got security! We'll be fine!" Vegito said, "But-" Miku said, "If you stay here any longer, I'm making you pay for the

      "HOLY-" Cota woke up the next day, wondering, "Just, what the HELL was that all about? That same dream again..." It'd been a week since he got out of jail, and ever since then, he's been having strange dreams involving him and Ryan, who was now referring to himself as Ryana, and seemed to accept being female. Cota said, "M-m-m-maybe I should give Shadow a call..."      Meanwhile, in the Hidden Leaf Village, Shadow got a call. He answered the phone in an annoyed tone. "This better be good..." Cota said, "Yeah, remember how I said yesterday I was joking about losing my virginity?" Shadow replied, "Yes. I do." Cota said, "Well, the day b

     Officer Vegito walked into the prison, only to find Cota in a state of hysteria. "They're everywhere... Spiders everywhere." Vegito said, "Yeah... We should probably move him to a different cell... Before he goes insane." Cell groaned, "Fine... Come on. There's plenty of other cells. Especially since most of the inmates were transferred. I think it was somewhere called Arkham..." Cota, still recovering from shock, was placed in another cell. Vegito said while the cell door was open, "Oh. and before I forget, I found you a cellmate." The only other inmates in the jail were Raditz and Deidara, and they were sharing the cell next to Cota. "

      "I'm telling you, Fluttershy is the best pony!" Raditz exclaimed. Deidara replied, "You're wrong! Applejack is the best pony!" Raditz said, "How dare you..." The two got into a fist fight, which lasted until Officer Vegito suddenly appeared in between them. "A little girl's toy isn't something to fight over..." Deidara yelled, "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Vegito taunted, "Go ahead. You're just making a bigger scene." Raditz and Deidara recieved akward stares from onlookers, before Raditz exclaimed, "KILL HIM!" The two tried to rush at Vegito, but he swiftly knocked them out with one punch. Vegito said as the two lied unconscious, "Besides,

      Cota waved the money he made from the Battle of the Bands, as he held the bills so they were In a fan shape. Cota exclaimed, "Who'd have thought we'd make so much money?!" Shadow said, "Heh, I also had an excuse to get rid of that rotten fruit! To think people paid $3 just to throw a rotten tomato at Justin Beiber." Chuchu, the Pikachu, while it empathized with Justin because it knew what it felt like to have something thrown at you, was happy that the Wii was finally getting fixed after what seemed like 2 years. Shadow said, "Yep. And we made so much off the other bands, that Sophie chick doesn't have to live with you anymore! Oh, and,